OUR ELECTION PROMISE!! (THE TRUE VERSION)

Vote (TTP) The Totally Transparent Party
A vote for us is EXACTLY the same as a vote for any of the other parties.

ALL parties are actually transparent if you just open your eyes.

Vote for us and we will do the same as all the other (different?) parties, red, blue, green, purple, yellow, orange, magenta, whatever. We will promise you anything you want at Election time, then completely ignore your interests, needs and opinions once elected and just get on with our own agendas.
Which, by the way, we have pre-planned and if you notice (which none of you seem to have done yet!) always have been, and always will be, exactly the same as every other elected-in parties agenda!

We may all make a big hoo-hah and bang our fists (for show) and say..... "Harumph! Harumph! Rhubarb! Rhubarb!" to the Party in powers ideas and bills they are trying, sorry, going to put through, (this gives you the public, the impression that if you vote for the Party not in power, they will stop the agenda of the Party presently in power. Har! Har! Hoo! Hoo! get you every time with that one!!)

Just watch though, as soon as we get in, we will continue with the pre-planned agenda anyway. (That's the way politics works - Tell 'em what they want to hear then do whatever has already been decided by those who are more equal than the rest!)
We will all get you to think we are on your side (we will kiss your ugly babies and even force a smile whilst doing so) we will tell you how we will fight hard for YOUR benefits, YOUR health, YOUR communities and YOUR welfare, when we actually don't even consider you, the general public, of any worth!
It is all one big game of power, over you, by us, and as long as you all stay blissfully unaware of this fact and play along at being good little people who do as you are told, believe what you are told and carry on being totally oblivious to the control we have over you and everything you do in ALL areas of your lives, then we will (on the odd occasion) allow you to feel as though life is good and you are being taken care of. Can't do it too often though or you may realise it could always be like that. So we have to throw in the odd war, terrorist attack or some other atrocity to keep you running to us, your saviours!
So no matter who you vote for, no matter what you vote for or against, you actually have no say in the matter! We just let you think you have a say. Let you think the person in power is the one you all voted for. Whereas, in reality, we had already decided amongst ourselves who to put in that position but needed to go through the motions of an Election to let you think you have a choice.
What has ALREADY been planned and decided upon by us at the top (without your knowledge or consent) WILL be put into effect by WHOEVER gets "voted" in.
(As if YOU have a say in anything of importance!!!)

VOTE TTP AND SEE THE (NONE) DIFFERENCE

or

VOTE FOR ANY OTHER PARTY AND SEE THE (NONE) DIFFERENCE

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