BURNT OFFERINGS

I'm going to have to come off this computer at some point, or my family will starve! I have always been a fairly good cook, I'm the one everyone comes to for Christmas dinner. It has been known for me to be invited to Mum's for Christmas dinner, on the understanding that I cook it!

Unfortunately, the food I am serving up to my family at present, now shatters when you try to cut into it. Can't make my mind up if the cooker timer has broken or I'm so focussed on blogging that I don't hear it ring.

Today's menu - Slightly charred toast for breakfast (scrape...scrape), burnt cauliflower cheese for lunch, just scooped out the middle bit that didn't look too bad! Chiselled off the black part stuck round the dish as quietly as I could, don't think anyone noticed. Evening meal was quite edible (due to husband being on internet/e:mails straight from work) but dessert! Totally incinerated bread and butter pudding! (Usually a popular speciality of mine) Even the dog refused it!!!