PLASTIC FOOD AND OTHER NEW AND IMPROVED PRODUCTS!

Are you as sick to death as I am, of being told one week something is bad for you, then a few weeks later, you're told to eat or drink it because (oops!) actually, it's very good for you! (or vice versa).

I am very much against the flouride in our water supply (it's to help keep our teeth healthy you know!) What else are they putting in? Dunno, can't taste anything because of the bloody flouride!

Wish they would leave things alone! I have discovered through trial and error that I cannot drink cordials (other than one particular popular blackcurrant drink) shouldn't advertise but it's Ribena! (although the 'light' leaves a nasty aftertaste so I won't buy that!) I am terribly allergic to a preservative they put in called Phenylalanine it makes me extremely ill!


Cheese tastes like plastic due to all the chemicals, I have to really search for proper cheese. I don't say shopping anymore, it's hunting! Tea bags are full of tea dust! (probably swept up off the warehouse floor) Meat is pumped with water to make it weigh/look more which is why you put a lovely big joint in the oven and end up with enough for a butty! (That's a sandwich in proper English). Bacon, lovely big thick rashers end up shrivelled in the grill pan lay in a puddle.

(Oh for the days you could just go out and whack a dinosaur over the head and drag it back for lunch!)

I know there are organic items for sale, but why should I have to pay more for food without chemicals in it!!!

I recently invested in a greenhouse, and want to move to somewhere with a great big garden so I can have livestock. (Anyone know where I can buy a pair of breeding brontosaurs? Already tried Dinosaurs 'r' us, seems they have been out of stock for quite a while).

Another winge - Why do they constantly 'new and improve' everything? I always find that when something becomes 'new and improved' it becomes CRAP!
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!!!!!

Packaging is another favourite winge of mine. Advertisers say it attracts customers, but what good is it when you need a bloody chainsaw to open the damn thing! Enormous boxes containing layer upon layer of cardboard which covers the most indestructable plastic known to man, all for something like an piddling little Easter Egg!

OY! ADVERTISERS. LAY OFF ALL THE PACKAGING!