CONSIDERATION!!!
This morning I couldn't get my wheelie bin out of my gate because some moron had parked so far up onto the pavement that it was blocking my gate! I had no intention of trying to lift the bloody thing over the gate, fence or his car!!! (maybe I should have, then sued him for damages when I injured myself!!)
I left a not very nice letter on his windscreen, telling him that next time this happens I will ram my bin through the gate and into his car, and will do so everytime this happens, so it would be better if, in future he does not park there.
Fan-bloody-tastic! But too late to have my bin emptied!!!!
We have a terrible problem with these people parking in our little street, it has been known for the bin men not to empty our bins, as their wagon cannot get through!
God help us if anyone needed an ambulance or a fire engine, we wouldn't stand a bloody chance.
To all car users....HAVE A BIT OF BLOODY CONSIDERATION ABOUT WHERE YOU PARK!!!
Got a comment off Maxxo (see No.7 on my tag list above) saying she writes about wheelie bins for a living!!! Wow, how much can you write about a wheelie bin? Anyway, here's a bit she can use if she likes.....
Re: bag overflow... I once put a bag out that wasn't IN the bin, this was when the 'overflow law' had only just started, subsequently I got a black and yellow 'naughty' sticker on my bin.
The bin men were still in our Street when I went to retrieve the offending item. I actually received a round of applause from them, so I picked it up, tossed it as gracefully as I could back into my front garden, gave them a bow, blew an extremely loud raspberry and returned indoors to the sound of laughter!
4 comments:
Go Girl!!...Tell 'em as it is, Azzitizz!!! And if the message on the windscreen doesn't work then next week, when the rubbish collectors come by, spray a big sign on the side of the car that reads "RUBBISH...PLEASE REMOVE ME!". Perhaps then he might learn his lesson.
(no car = no problem...LOL!) Keep smilin' Graham :)
funny that, i write about wheelie bins for a living. as long as you can fit anything in a wheelie bin the dustmen will take it - but one plastic bag overflow by the bin - they won't. maybe move your bin to a suitably strategic position so the car can't park there in the first place? or let down the tyres so it can't move at all ...
I once had the same problem when I lived in a flat and our "Private" car park would fill with unknown vehicles.
I started fixing NO Parking neies to the windscreens with super glue,
that did the trick.
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