HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED?
What is the speed of dark?
Who puts those 'Thin Ice' signs out there?
Where does the guy who has everything put it all?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If, for people who like peace and quiet, there is a phoneless cord?
If a shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark?
13 comments:
That last one is so funny.
I like them. Nice 1!
synchronised drowning..teehee!
I love thinking about crap like this- keep them coming haha!
hahahaha!!! I love it...keep 'em rolling!!!!
Here's a handful of my fav's:
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Have a super weekend ~ Graham :D
Yay randomness! :)
How about:
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
ah yes, I could just go on and on...
Why DO we park on driveways and drive on parkways? And just how can a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing? :)
hehe... really makes you think. Lol!!!
thats some funny thoughts, keep em coming
why does lisp have an "s" in it?
ha!! interesting!! i really really like that!!
oh..and concerning the comment that you last left me..i finnally wrote more!!
Haha good thought thinking stuff. I always wonder why people ask when you leave a door open if you were born in a barn. All the barns I know of (and we have a farm house in Ireland so I know a few!) all have doors on.
I'll have to think of some more.
Very funny. I see you name on a lot of the answers to forum questions. We seem to travel along some of the same paths.
In reading some of your posts, we seem to like the same style of humor.
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