MEME!.....MOMO!.....MUMU!.....WHATEVER!

Thanks (Not!) to Graham http://grahamettridge.blogspot.com/ for once again giving me one of those list thingy's to do, wouldn't be so bad if he had left me something to write about!
He has used up all the best examples in his list, which, as per usual is fan-bloody-tastic, with brilliant photos and interesting tit-bits of information, thus leaving me with 'zilch'!.

Seems this time, you are supposed to list ten best things about the Country, State, Province, City or cardboard box you live in, then make others do the same by telling them to.

Not left with much to write about.
Hmmmmm? What to write???
I know, the wonderful City of Manchester. This from the viewpoint of someone desperate to move and live somewhere else!!!!

1. Manchester...Has a fabulous airport.
(Brilliant for getting away from the place as are buses, coaches, trains, taxis and cars and if really desperate....run!)

2. Manchester...Has beautiful and historical buildings.
(At least I think it has, just can't see through all the pigeon poop!)

3. Manchester...Has fabulous shopping.
(Extortionate prices for iddy bits of cloth masquerading as fashion that would be best worn in San Tropez rather that wet and windy Manchester!)

4. Manchester...Has pretty girls.
(All teetering about in ridiculously high heels and in iddy bits of cloth with bare midriffs freezing their wotsits off in the pouring rain!)

5. Manchester...Birthplace of the Gallagher Brothers of Oasis fame.
(Enough said!)

6. Manchester...Has fantastic nightlife.
(So I have been told, wouldn't venture out down there after dark, then again there are a few areas where I wouldn't venture out in the light either!)

7. Manchester...A 'vibrant', 'bustling', 'happening', City.
(Sounds like a constant 'car chase' movie, helicopters, sirens, screeching tyres, gun shots (in the areas I wouldn't go even when it's light!)!)

8. Manchester...Has it's own unique climate.
(Permanent slate grey skies, rain, rain, and more rain, must admit, sometimes we do see a little blue bit between the grey, at which point there is a mass exodus from houses, offices and shops to the nearest patch of grass where everyone sprawls out on the ground!)

9. Manchester...Has it's own distinct dialect.
(Manchestohh, Eyeohh (hello), Yawrite? (are you alright?), Yot? (are you hot?), Mot (I am hot), Sotinnit? (it is hot, isn't it?) Meammbag (my handbag (purse in the USA)), all sentences must also be punctuated as often as possible with the 'F' word, the Gallaghers, for example, speak Mancunian perfectly!)

10. Manchester...A wonderful place to visit.
(But you wouldn't want to live here!)

Here is where I list the poor bloggers I am going to target with this MEME.....He, he.

http://doodlius.blogspot.com/
http://wilkonews.blogspot.com/
http://machinesflyoveryou.blogspot.com/
http://openwindowb4us.blogspot.com/
http://dysfuncdiva.blogspot.com/