FATBUSTERS UPDATE.......

Not been exercising as much as I should although I think aquavaccing and industrial cleaning of the fish-poo water from the carpet (see '999 or 911' post) over and over could count as exercise, plus ripping it up and dragging it outside and running up and down the stairs looking after my beloved's every wish (beloved? - Whaa, ha, ha! More like Beer-loved!).

Anyway, up to now, I have lost SIX pounds. Woo Hoo!
OK, it's not a great amount, but at least it's a loss.

Will be able to resume my exercises when Neeza gets back to work, I won't do it anymore when he is in, I can't put up with the hysterical laughter at my pathetic attempts to jump about like they do on the exercise DVD, plus the comments he makes when I stop for a break, all sweaty, red faced and wheezing, then sit and then have a ciggy!
Fat Woman 4

He constantly goes on about my smoking! He drives me mad, especially when I have a cold.

Neeza "You're coughing because you smoke!"

Me "No I'm not, I'm coughing because I have a cold!"

Neeza "Well smoking won't help!"

Me "Well, if I'm going to cough because of my cold, I might as well enjoy it!"

This is the type of conversation we have about almost everything , he eventually gets really annoyed because, as he says, "You have an answer for everything, it's not fair! I just can't win!"
I love it when he gets to that stage! He starts getting really annoyed but I just can't help
laughing! Ooooh I'm EVIL! Mwah, ha har!

4 comments:

Graham Ettridge said...

LOL! That's one thing I learned quite early on in life, never argue with a woman....it just ain't worth it, I'll never win!!! Now, how does it go?...."Yes Dear, absolutely dear!" (See, I have been practising)

ps. Congrats on the 6lbs, that's 10 lbs more than I've lost over the past few weeks :P

AZZITIZZ said...

Graham,
Ten out of ten for your answers! All you poor men have no chance in ANY argument, about ANY subject, with ANY woman!
:)

Baba Doodlius said...

Just get a pet chupacabra.

Oh by the by, I don't mean to nag, but if you knew now what you're gonna be like after smoking 15 or 20 more years, you'd quit yesterday.

AZZITIZZ said...

Baba,
Do you know where I can get one? Are there any ' Chupacabras'r'us '?

I know, I know, cough, cough.
:)