GIRLS GIGGLE!

A man left work on Friday (pay day), he stayed out all weekend partying and drinking with the boys and spending his pay packet.
When he finally got home Sunday night, his wife barraged him for two hours.
Finally his wife said "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied "That would be fine with me"
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Then on Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye!