THAT'S BOUQUET!

Hubs won the local election!!!!

I'm now a Councillors wife......La de bloody dah!
Yeah, I'm proud of his winning but I'm still me and still going to slouch round in my jeans, trainers and sweatshirt, it don't make me any better than I was, so why should I change who I am (I've always been a good'un), or conform to what I am expected to look like, couldn't afford to even if I wanted to!
Still got leaky radiators, rotten woodwork, broken light fittings, a door that we have to open with a screwdriver to get out and debts up to the eyeballs!

I'm an 'Onzlo' and always will be an 'Onzlo' - This is a character from an English programme called 'Keeping Up Appearances' about a woman called Hiacynth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet!!!) who is quite the snob and is always trying to show she is above everyone else.
Onzlo is her Brother-in-law married to her equally slobby Sister Daisy, Onzlo always looks like he needs a wash, slobs out in front of the TV and slouches round in his string vest but they both have hearts of gold, Hiacynth is always telling him to put a shirt on. Then there is Violet the other Sister of whom Hiacynth is always boasting "she lives in a big house with room for a pony!"
And last but not least is the other Sister, Rose, she's a real slapper and goes for anything in trousers.

Anyway, I'm me and I like me, I'll just not bother going to any of his get-togethers with his Council buddies. Wouldn't know how I was supposed to talk or act with any of them. They would probably all look down their noses at me! Don't have anything decent to wear anyway!

That's all for now, best finish this post before I get cut off again!

Loadsa love.
Azzy.
X

5 comments:

i beati said...

I love mkeeping up Appearances - true to thyself Yep that's why We love you !!!

i beati said...

That's Bouquet !! hahaahah

AZZITIZZ said...

You get 'Keeping Up Appearances' in the USA?????.

Baba Doodlius said...

If you don't have anything to wear, do what us birds do - go naked!

Graham Ettridge said...

hey.... welcome back and CONGRATULATIONS!!!! May this be the start of many great things ahead!!! And I agree with i beati, we luv ya for being you!!!!!