HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - NOT!!!!

Well, Sunday just gone was our Wedding Anniversary, twelve years.

Did we go out anywhere together?......Nope!

Did we celebrate in any shape or form?......Nope!

Did I even get a card?...... Nope!

Did he remember at all?...... Nope!

Oh, come on, how are you supposed to remember your Wedding Anniversary when every year a bloody carnival parade passes your house with drums and trumpets blaring, majorettes dancing, streamers, balloons and whistles!!!!!

I said "Thanks for remembering our Anniversary"

He said "I thought it was last weekend"

I said "Oh, that's alright then, that explains why I didn't get a card last weekend then doesn't it?"

I think the guilt must have got to him as he went straight out and bought me a striplight for the kitchen, (he took my bank card to get the money for it though) I have only been waiting for one for about four years or so, so I can't complain!!!!

Roll on first week of August, I'm off to Somerset to stay at Big Bruv's with Little'Un, Hubs has insisted I don't put Max in kennels while I am away, he will take the week off work to look after him. LOOK AFTER HIM!!!! He never thinks of feeding him (unless it's chewy treats) and water! He never checks his water bowl, (I refresh and fill it every morning) in fact, he put his water bowl outside yesterday while I was at the hospital for xrays (got a dickie knee) and at two this morning poor Max was screaming at the door, when I went to see what was wrong and let him out, the poor mite drank gallons! I had no idea his bowl was in the back garden as it is normally in the kitchen with his food bowl. I will have to leave daily pots of fish food out and hope he remembers to feed them, same with the cockatiel, I will have to leave post-it's reminding him to give the poor bird water and seed. I can see I'm not going to relax as much as I would like to on this break. I'M WORRYING ALREADY!!!!
Mum and Lil'Sis have said "You know what's going to happen don't you? He will get fed up of Max and try to dump him onto one of us so he can go out drinking, he won't last the week!!"

Anyway, got to try not to worry. Really looking forward to Somerset and our visit to London to see 'The Sound of Music' in the West End. All together now........"How do you solve a problem like Hubby!!!!"

That's all for now. Hope you all have a great week.

Love Azzy.
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