BIRTHDAY POEM!
Here is this year's Birthday poem for my FIFTIETH!!
written by my Lil'Sis which was in a fantastic singing card!
THE BIG FIVE O,
WELL HO, HO, HO,
I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT.
NO LONGER YOUNG,
ALL YOUR FLINGS BEEN FLUNG,
OH!.......TO DREAD ONCE AGAIN BEING FORTY!
NO LONGER GO OUT,
STAY IN AND DO NOWT,
JUST SIT IN A CHAIR AND FESTER,
WITH MEMORIES GALORE,
OF THE CLOTHES THAT YOU WORE,
OH!......TO RE-LIVE THE YEARS OF YESTER!
NOW ON A GO SLOW,
NO GET UP AND GO,
TO GET OUT OF BED IS A TRIAL,
BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BRUSH YOUR HAIR,
THEN CHECK THERE STILL THERE,
OH!......FOR THE DAYS YOU DIDN'T FEEL VILE!
BUT DO NOT FORGET,
DO NOT WORRY, DON'T FRET,
DO NOT THINK OF IT AS A CURSE,
'COZ ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
THERE ISN'T A CURE,
AND NEXT YEAR YOU'RE GONNA FEEL WORSE!!!!!
4 comments:
great funny poem
She loves me really!
She just likes to rub it in that she is six years younger than me.
We have a very similar sense of humour and I usually get my own back on her Birthday with a 'almost catching up' type of poem.
Love Azzy.
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OMG!!! Happy Birthday hun xxxxxx
I am soooo sorry I missed it, but I do hope you had a wonderful day and I send you lots of warm wishes for the next 12 months. (ps. surely you are not 50, you don't look a day over 35!!!)
Oh, and I love the poem.... sooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Best wishes and warm hugs from your mate, Graham xx
Oooh! Graham,
What a smooth talker you are!
Thankyou very much.
Actually, I don't think I look too bad for my age either if I say so myself.
Love Azzy
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